Exam Review and Housekeeping Items

5/30/2013

Well...not quite. Exams first, ladies and gents!

By the way, I did this whilst grading this afternoon. I hope I don't regret it...

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Yeah...it's a crossword puzzle. Because of the powers that be, I don't get to give you the super-hard, comprehensive, entirely skills-based test I wanted you to have. Instead, I have created a test on TKAM that should be fairly easy to negotiate. All periods, except period 6, will have ample time to review this with me. I will have a few paper copies tomorrow (for slackers!), but please print a copy and bring it to class tomorrow.

AND...HOUSEKEEPING DUTIES! EXTREMELY IMPORTANT!

On the review day prior to your final, you will be working with your portfolios and readying them for transfer to English II. I have all of your archived essays ready to go for next week, but I need you to add the feedback from TurnItIn.com so you can have a complete folder.

THIS IS FOR A GRADE. This is for the purposes of being organized and having lots of good stuff to show to your grandchildren when you're old and gray. You receive your portfolios upon graduation, and you need to archive all of your writing until that happens in three years. Here's what I need...

1. Go to TurnItIn.com
2. Print out your essays, with grades, for every essay you have turned in this year. There should be an option to print out commentary and rubric grades. Print it.
3. Staple them all together and bring them to class ON THE DAY OF YOUR FINAL.
4. Bring your lit term journals. THEY WILL NOT BE CHECKED FOR CONTENT; I just need to archive them so they go to the next level. Bring this to class, with your TurnItIn.com documentation ON THE DAY OF YOUR FINAL.
5. TurnItIn.com sheets + Lit Term Journal = 100 in gradebook for a daily grade.
6. Print out your review for the spring semester exam.
7. Be ready for possible Jeopardy reviews prior to the final. I have to review for an hour, so there's no reason why anyone is failing this already incredibly easy test.
8. Brace yourself for this: As of noon on Thursday, your summer vacation begins, but don't forget to go buy your pool reading (aka Lord of the Flies and How To Read Literature Like A Professor). I'll set up Barnes and Noble meet-up days so you can come get help on occasion. (no, please, no...don't all rush at once...)
9. If you want to help me pack up my room for YES hours next week, let me know when you are available. I will take volunteers on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and possibly Thursday. Large crowds incur possibility of snacks and drinks. Remember=teacher salary...you ain't gettin' sushi.
10. PS: So impressed with your TKAM capstone projects. You guys NAILED it. Very happy teacher on this end of the internet line.

ALRIGHT! Let's finish this semester and go dive in the pool!

Toodles,
Ms. B

75 Comments

Maggie..

5/30/2013 06:54:48 am

Do we need to print the Controversial Topics Annotated Bibliography?

5/30/2013 09:37:32 am

I'm not seeing this option to print out commentary and rubric grades...

5/30/2013 11:22:11 am

Never mind, I got it.

Little Johnny

6/2/2013 10:17:50 pm

Ya, I can't figure out how to print the grade and comments along with it. I can just print the original essay.

swagboidoeflowyallalreadyknow

6/3/2013 08:02:40 am

Swag on you kid. Wanna cookie? Your hair so messed up, lookin like snookie. Print out the original, run it through Obama. Im done with this rap like im done with you mama

the rebel

5/30/2013 10:49:01 am

What does the organization project have anything to do with ela

Dude

5/30/2013 10:57:57 am

i cant swim..............

michael phelps

5/31/2013 06:25:43 am

You disgrace

Kobe Bryant

5/31/2013 06:26:13 am

Niether can I.....woops

Michael Phelps

5/31/2013 06:27:49 am

Kobe my homie naw worries bra I gotchyou Lemme teach you my ways starting tomorrow since you're exempt from those stupid finals and the Lakers arent in the playoffs HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHH Go Bobcats doe

Nabeel Da Real Deal

5/31/2013 06:29:29 am

I like the lakers. I hate the fakers. You like the bobcats. You must be so fat. I have no skill but i will fufill the thrill of being dill...pickle

Desperate brown girl

6/2/2013 06:10:35 am

Can we get married nabeel

Nabeel Da real deal

6/2/2013 06:43:45 am

I can feel your thirst. Get in line. You're not the first. Im already married, to this rap game its so insane but we both are the same. The game loves me and I love thee. Together we are happy. Divorce? It aint in our minds. We're fine, but girl we gon leave you behind. We dont want no brown girls stalking our lives. If you really want love, G Poppin lives in a bee hive. If 1 was hot and 10 was not Geo would be 11 but thats all you got. You might want to leave me, im already happy, l love my fans if you're crazy or smart. My rap is the best, it a piece of art

Kobe Bryant

6/3/2013 02:03:58 pm

Phelps.. stick to retirement.

Nabeel Da real deal

6/4/2013 06:18:52 am

Kobe my man I love you and all. But you're an imposter, trying to trick us all. Man the real Kobe know Phelps is great. Retirement or not, he's entered the gate. The gate of awesome cuz thats wat he is. Kobe you're an imposter, Harry you're a wiz. Like Wiz Khalifa jumping off the burge Khalifa. Im black so my name is Shaneequa. Sike I aint black. But black on the inside. You horrible imposter, I'll seek while you hide. Peek A boo I found you, now stay true, go put on your shoes and run cuz son im the one that can stop you so you best be droppin this imposter thing because everybody knows that you're lying

STUDENT

5/30/2013 11:07:10 am

Are the tkam grades in skyward?

swagboidoeflowyallalreadyknow

5/30/2013 11:48:08 am

when do we have to turn in the essays. Sorry I stopped reading after I saw the word 'crossword' UGHHHHHHHHHHHH -Swagboi out doe yall already know my flow doe so ill give yall a show better than geo.

G-Poppin

6/1/2013 12:16:08 pm

Chill before I drop them bars

swagboidoeflowyallalreadyknow

6/2/2013 05:02:28 am

Lmao this fool thinks he can rap. Mayne, you're just wack. The only bars your droppin are Kit Kat. You should stop eaten um cuz yo fat. G Poppin more like G Hoppin off that rap game cuz you 2 lame brining India to shame but its all the same I go around beating all the pros They say im the best and ive got the best flow. You suck at rapping geo. Your fast is my sloww

G-Poopin

6/3/2013 02:04:44 am

Nah, they call me G-Poopin cuz i be droppin them G's in the toilet.

G-Poopin

6/3/2013 02:06:45 am

How much Poop could a G-Poopin poop if a G-Poopin could Poop Poop?

#PoopIsLife

swagboidoeflowyallalreadyknow

6/3/2013 08:06:02 am

G-Poopin aint original. Its like copying from online. After I drop some bars, you gon lose your mind. Geo didnt do jack, he just did ty. So don't call him g-poop cuz your life's a lie. You think you are smart and can handle this class. Wait till you enter the real world. It'll be a real pain in the a--. To finish off this rap, you have no right. To call geo g-poopin otherwise we gon fight

swagmaster

6/3/2013 09:25:35 am

G-poopin' da rapper

Nabeel Da real deal

6/4/2013 06:24:20 am

Uhn ckeck it. I like the lakers but hate the haters. Man stop bein a hater. You're most likely a skater. After Im done with you, you'll become a waiter. First of all every one poops so that aint cool. You have the originality of a 4 year old in preschool. How bout g poopin be woopin dat smile of yours. I'll slap you so hard, it'll open them doors. Aye my bro, swagboi how you been? Havent seen you wince the lakers last win. Me? Im just chillin, like a villain, trying to get some penicillin even though im healthy. I rap like a god cuz im so wealthy

the rebel

5/31/2013 09:31:55 am

Still didn't answer my question ms. B

swagboidoeflowyallalreadyknow

6/1/2013 09:37:13 am

The answer is it relates, I guess its just fate you're asking this question which leads to no direction. Organizations are more than just profit and money, its behind the scenes that makes the world sunny. Without a proposal or mission statement, an organization is broken AND bent. Yup that's right, I just referenced pink, I hope you realize that you sound thirsty, might wanna take a drink. English isn't always just reading and writing, it's sometimes making a slideshow which means there is typing. To sum up this aggregation , I just had to show, English correlates with making an organization, and I'm still better than Geo! Pass that English exam, don't sleep and/or yawn, I loved English this year, thank you Ms. Bellon!

2Chainz

6/1/2013 09:38:57 am

Damn, This kid just gave me a show. Too bad Im still better than.................

lorenzo nighthawk

6/1/2013 11:39:23 pm

so do we have to print out the bib?

swagboidoeflowyallalreadyknow

6/3/2013 08:07:08 am

Do we have to or do we want to? Is my life a lie or is it all true?

Viren Joopelli

6/2/2013 03:10:48 am

I enjoy partaking in Banana Eating challenges.

Debbie N.

6/2/2013 04:53:20 am

i need help with printing this stuff out!!! and also do we need to print the annotated bib?

swagboidoeflowyallalreadyknow

6/2/2013 04:59:31 am

Aint nobody got time fo dat doe

J dawg

6/2/2013 08:02:04 am

Errybody got time for passing the grade doe. so chill out broski my homie. You aint got swag you just a boy. a boy who's no more no less than a dollar store toy.

swagboidoeflowyallalreadyknow

6/2/2013 08:23:48 am

Bro you suck at rapping. Geo could kill you. You rap career aint happening. Stop rapping like Kim Jong Un. First of all I dont know you so dont call me broski. You probably on a swing while go ski. Don't talk about swag with a name of j dawg. I can run as fast as you when I just jog. I dont need to study for this test. This test is so easy, like cutting my lawn. Im still gonna study. For the sake of Ms. Bellon. Bottom line dont rap. My rhymes are fine but yours are just wack so cut the slack before i smack your sack oooooooo jk but seriously you suck

G-Floppin

6/3/2013 07:02:43 am

How many questions are on the finals

swagboidoeflowyallalreadyknow

6/3/2013 08:10:08 am

Dont worry kid. Its all the same. wether it be a 100 or 4, you are still lame. Callin my boi geo a name that doesnt even make sense. You best be stoppin before I go call yo parents. Only I can make fun of geo cuz he is to slow for my kinda shows so I hope that you tie a rope and jump off a cliff so you can experience life man stop being so stiff

unknown

6/3/2013 09:24:53 am

dude, your not good at rapping, so just shut up

EYYYYYY

6/3/2013 11:52:45 am

YOU'RE, SOMEBODY IS FAILING ENGLISH AYYYYYYYYYYYY

swagboidoeflowyallalreadyknow

6/3/2013 12:07:22 pm

Eyy imma boutta chop on all yall. Aftter I spit some bars yall boutta fall so grow tall and drink milk cuz its silk unh shadi lagake rakh na dolhi saja ke rak nah My name is sheila sheila ki divani Im too sexy for you

Unknown

6/4/2013 08:01:35 am

Your annoying as s***.

swagboidoeflowyallalreadyknow

6/4/2013 12:04:25 pm

This kid says im annoying. But everything's okay. You know Mila Kunis? Yeah that's bae. Sike I dont do that kinda stuff. My life is rap, it's super tough. Atleast I have a name and dedication to it all. If you entered this rap industry you'd just trip and fall. So dont call me annoying when you can't do crap. While you be working in Walmart I'll be taking a nap. Just kidding im still winning. Its twin day and im twinning with myself take a book off the shelf. I rap cuz I can c i am the man. When people say panama they know i have a plan. You think you guys know me but you're thinking too far ahead. Whenever I have no utensil people line up to give me lead. I hope you learn a lesson no harm or foul done. At the end of all this nonsense Ms. Bellon's still numba 1. She's natural log e or log 10. Kobe asked for some help and I called asking him when. He said he knows im busy and its all good. He knows im rappin bout good stuff and people comin out da hood. To end of this rap you probably know crap so stop saying jack before you go get slapped!

Nadia Rahman .....

6/3/2013 09:21:38 am

Okay everyone! Ms. Bellon insisted that i explain to everyone about how to print all the essays on turnitin.com.
First of all, go on turnitin.com .. obviously then click on Ms.
Bellons class and pick the essay you want to print, where it says "view"(in blue).It will then take you to a different page and at the bottom there is a print symbol/sign and you just print it . You have to do that for each essay and there's a rubric with the grade on it as well.

Debbie Nehikhuere

6/3/2013 09:24:11 am

But do we HAVE to print out the annotated bib cuz mines SUPER long

swagboidoeflowyallalreadyknow

6/3/2013 12:12:41 pm

Thanks Nadia thats super tite. You're gonna go far kid, you're super bright. I can see the light, there is no fight if it was Nadia and the world she'd win alright. Thank you for your help. Its really amazing. Whenever I see Bellon she's always raving you and your grades, you have your on education maid. All A's an a B that is just too good. Those other Indian girls might get straight A's but they aint from da hood. Sike you aint from da hood. Nadia, you're too good. You're like a kid in a candy store except for in english. You hardly talk, you can somewhat pull off bein british. Thanks for your time, i thank thy thee. You saved my life Nadia, less than three

...

6/3/2013 02:35:03 pm

Nadia's Bengali, not Indian. Jussayin.

Nabeel Da real deal

6/4/2013 06:31:29 am

Swagboi I got this. She's bengali thanks for tellin me. Im good at rappin, jelly. Is what I put on my pb and j. All the ladies say Hi and I say hey. They ask me for the homework and I say wayyyyyyy---t a minute. Youve used me all along. From rapping for that test to singing the campfire song. Wow thanks a lot. You must be proud you're winnin. In case you didnt know, that's sarcasm jussayin.

ayyyyyyyyy

6/3/2013 10:39:23 am

eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Nabeel Da Real Deal

6/4/2013 12:09:35 pm

eyyy bee sea ez az 1 2 3

#CricketLife

6/3/2013 12:32:20 pm

Do just need to study the crossword for the final?

Nabeel Da real deal

6/4/2013 06:32:11 am

Cricket hittin dem wickets like Lemonee snicket who wrote that series.

niggazgocrazy

6/4/2013 09:00:54 am

swagboi and nabeel are mother fuckers

swagboidoeflowyallalreadyknow

6/4/2013 12:08:25 pm

Sorry to interrupt but Ms. Matheson had the best interruption of all time. If you were a nickle, mannn id be a dime. You makin fun of me and Nabeel thinking rap aint a good way to live. I mean you're the one cussing online, that's a horrible use of adjectives. You can hate on us all you want. It don't change how we feel. Peace out Sugar Land texas, From SwagBoi and Nabeel

Marshall Mathers

6/5/2013 12:16:53 pm

Please, children. Leave the rapping to the professionals.
-M&M (Eminem)

Unknown

6/5/2013 12:56:10 pm

this really is annoying the crap out of me now do me a favor and ya'll all shut the **** up I'm trying to find out how to print something and you're up their singing sheila ka devani...like seriously SHUT YOUR IMMATURE ASSES UP

Grammar Nazi

6/5/2013 01:15:05 pm

*This *me. *Now *Delete 'all' *I'm pretty sure **** is not a word in the English language. *UP. *Ki *shut your immature donkeys up(no caps por favor) *up.

Dude

6/5/2013 01:23:23 pm

xD huhh. hii's blowfishh.

Snoop Lyon

6/5/2013 01:30:28 pm

Aye Swagboi, swag is for little kids and class is for men like me.

Debbie Nehikhuere

6/6/2013 05:41:39 am

Heyy ...today has just been amazing this YEAR has been amazing and to everyone in 7th period i love ya'll guys!and to everyone that i knw that is not in 7th period love ya'll too...this is me signing all of ur yrbooks simultaneously. H.A.G.S.! and to ms. Bellon and all my peeps in the potterwholock club.....David Tennant just David Tennant and I love u soooooooooooo much Ms.Bellon, as u said its been a pleasure and im glad i make u smile when i spaz!lol i hope ur right about finding my weird half...anyway guys ....WE ARE SOPHMORES! ugh ...i just realized we have work to do ...uck! oh well we all knew it was coming ...watever baiii! oh yeaa P.S. if all ya'll weirdos out there wondering y im doing this well, i have no facebook, twitter, or tumblr soo yea! and Ms. Bellon post that end of the yr video u were gonna do, but im beating u to it ,make right choices and DON'T MAKE BABIES! BAI!

pooja

6/6/2013 09:22:17 am

Awww...♥♥♥love u too debbiee!!

Debbie Nehikhuere

6/6/2013 11:24:18 am

I know you do and God bless u and all of u!!!!<3 <3 <3 we gots to hang out this summer!!!

themostbestamazinguyswagtimes30+7^3=kaboooom

6/7/2013 07:58:51 am

im the first to post in the summer(if u are reading this u hav no life)

swagboidoeflowyallalreadyknow

6/7/2013 09:52:58 am

Im reading that. Im typing this. Im rapping like its fitness. This game is too easy. Its been on repeat. My nickname is sweezy cuz i dont eat wheat. I have a life but im on this website cuz I love Bellon, mayne she turns me on like on ramon noodles drawin doodles all day long singing a song but the funny thing is this is a rap not some country crap so I hope you fix your attitude, actin like you run this world but you gonna get sued. I hope you realize that my eyes have analyzed that your life doesnt exist because you are about to meet my fist. Had a good year and lots of fun but with next year coming, i cant help but runnn

SwagboiHasNoClassHesTrash

6/9/2013 03:38:51 am

Aye Swagboi if your real say ur name

Swagboidoeflowyallalreadyknow

6/9/2013 03:49:14 am

I hope you know that this is my name. I dont go around having fake names, thats lame. Man you're just jealous you cant rap like me. It's you're not your, spell correctly. No wonder you hatin, you have no other skill. You're behind that screen while I have a life to fufill. I help my family pay all their bills something you cant do because you aint as trill as me cuz you watch glee on tv sike you're a wannabe thinking this is a joke. Whenever I eat eggs, I eat em with yolk cuz I can Im the man. I jogged while you ran cuz you're fat and dumb. JK i dont wanna be mean but next time you're seen imma eat out your thumb. I aint playin, I dont lie, everything Im sayin is gonna get done without a second try. To top off the cake, that's been served by my waiter. Atleast I can rap, and not be a hater.

Swagboidoeflowyallalreadyknow

6/9/2013 03:56:09 am

Aye Swag with no class im Kartik Talwar about to end this right now.

Nabeel Da Real Deal

6/9/2013 04:45:05 am

Man dont call out my boy, swagboi aint karthik. Even if karthik's flows are too sick. He isnt swagboi you obviously know so stop forcing and let it all go. I have swag and class also. I also can rap and have the best flow so i hope you know that you're not fooling anybody by saying my g swagboi is somebody he's not. I hope you've got it all down so when I leave town to root for my lakers. I hope my house doesnt get run down with fakers like you so stop being fake before I call you a jew. Sike I respect judaism but condone racism and fakism which is what you're commiting so let me do all the winning while you'll be spinning...in circles going no where losing all your hair call you mr. christie. I gave you a boardgame you gave me some crap now imma have mr.christie spit yall a rap. This rap game is too much for fakers to take. so go back to listening my homie drake

swagboidoeflowyallalreadyknow

6/9/2013 04:53:56 am

Thanks Nabeel I know you got my back. We'll always be ready when fakers attack. This rap game is all we need, no armor and/or swords. I just wanna hit all these imposters with my board. Or how about them Indian girls board from world geo. Their boardgame was perfect like the movie rio. All them indian girls with Daniel also. Man he pulls so hard, with his voice and his smarts pulling the world apart because he somehow has a heart just cuz he can sing. By now you would expect him to have a ring. Man how are you not married yet. All those indian girls fall for you, thats a sure bet. But it's time to takeover with my leafblower cuz Im not a new yorker. Gracias my boi nabeel you know. That me and you give the best show

Luca Tomescu

6/12/2013 04:50:58 am

Ms. Bellon,
do you know if we need to define the words in our own words for the summer reading, or can we copy & paste the definitions from somewhere?

Swagboidoeflowyallalreadyknow

6/12/2013 05:41:45 pm

Imma spit out this rap thats gon answer your question. Once you leave this daily rant you gon have no infection. I hope you understand that its summer man. No need to worry on homework you should be going buzzurk

THE GUY

6/24/2013 09:15:40 am

PARTY AT her room on first day of school

Swagboidoeflowyallalreadyknow

7/9/2013 05:19:55 am

Swag man, that's gonna be tite. Party in ms.bellons, hopefully its white

撇pie

7/16/2013 09:35:55 am

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也是个佛陀飞轮回到底座谈会不会议案情节假日常去过来个性能够呛口小辣椒他俩人！CC生姜汤匙!!!!

apple

7/16/2013 09:39:06 am

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是在我们家庭长度数

7/16/2013 09:40:29 am

回到处于世纪律法她说起点点评估价值观。火凤凰卫视野鸭子孙中山上班主任意识得出去看。i beat you

u link

7/16/2013 09:43:21 am

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